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"Chocolate milk without the guilt."

- Britt K.

"Chocolate milk without the guilt."

- Britt K.

Chocolatey Greatness

Is there anything tastier than a cold glass of chocolate milk? Yeah, a cold can of Slate Chocolate Milk. From our smooth classic, to our rich creamy dark, to our chocolate caffeine espresso, we made everything about your favorite drink better.

Less Sugar

“SUGAR IS THE ENEMY.” This phrase was famously yelled by our founder Manny in our Kickstarter video. And it could not be more true. Our milk has 75% LESS SUGAR than regular chocolate milk. So you can enjoy it guilt-free, with a smile on your face.

Lactose Free

You need to FEEL GOOD about what you put into your body, both when looking at the nutritional label and 30 minutes after you’re done chugging. That’s why we ultra-filter out those stubborn lactose sugars from our milk. So keep crushing your day, we got you covered.

Classic Taste, Modern Vibe

This chocolate milk ain't for kids. It's for YOU. And you want something that tastes like your childhood, but is healthier for your adult body. Well, we got your body covered.
Shelly F.

Love the drinks! I can’t stop drinking them!

Ryan D.
Great chocolate taste! Convenient packaging. Love the assortment of flavors!
Michael C.
Amazing taste, fills you up and doesn’t make you feel gross after like regular chocolate milk

Classic Chocolate Milk

12 pack - $35.99

Dark Chocolate Milk

12 pack - $35.99

Espresso Chocolate Milk

12 pack - $35.99

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